After 2 years of AISU students failing to follow the school’s dress code, the administration chose to change the title of the “Dress to Learn” code to the “Learn to Dress” code, probably due to increased impatience.
I post stuff on AISU's satirical newspaper. That's it. I was taught from birth to write, edit, and post satirical newspaper articles for AISU, and that's all I do. I live, breathe, sleep, eat, and drink Gravy. That's Gravy as in AISU's very best satirical newspaper, not gravy as in the delicious sauce/beverage that goes with anything. I suppose that would be accurate too, though. That stuff's pretty darn good. I like writing, editing, posting, being unbiased, moderately good guest writers, and gravy. I dislike the lack of internet, sleep, anything that keeps me from writing/editing/posting, guest writers who try to show me up, right-wing extremists, left-wing extremists, all popular media outlets that aren't the Gravy, food that makes messes on keyboards, and nagging legal guardians. If I could be any superhero, I would be Superman, because his alter-ego, Clark Kent, writes newspaper articles for a living. If I were him, I would never change into Superman. In fact, I would never leave my office at the Daily Planet. I would never eat or sleep, either, because Superman doesn't need to eat or sleep. And I would be able to type, edit, and post stuff really fast because Superman can do things really fast. So yeah that would be great. aisugravy.wordpress.com