It has been requested of us by wordpress.com that we subtly prompt our readers to register to vote this election. So we have decided to do that in this following message:
READERS OF LEGAL VOTING AGE/ETHNICITY:
Remember, if just one person who plans to not vote would vote, their preferred candidate gets one vote closer to winning the electoral college votes of the voter’s state.
So vote and stuff.
Sincerely, the Daily Gravy.